Friday, December 21, 2007

Just For Fun

You're planning a dinner party. You can invite anyone--dead or alive.

Let's keep it intimate.

Up to a dozen guests.

Who do you invite?

And if you're feeling creative, what do you serve?
Me? I am inviting:

Viktor Frankl
Albert Einstein
Paul Erdos (see blog post a couple down, called More Than One)
Antoine de Saint Exupery
The Dalai Lama
Jesus
Buddha
Thich Nhat Hanh
Michelangelo
Christopher Hitchens (just to stir things up)
Jospeh Campbell
David Letterman ('cause I think he's hilarious)

I'd serve sushi--just 'cause I like it. And rice. And a lot of wine.

I'd like to think we'd end the evening playing poker and having a few laughs while cigars are smoked.

Anyone care to play?

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22 Comments:

Blogger Stephen Parrish said...

Interesting choices. I'd add Abraham Lincoln, Thomas More, and Rachel Weisz.

Fun game!

9:23 AM, December 21, 2007  
Blogger Erica Orloff said...

Stephen:
Ah, yes, for you, Rachel would have to be there. :-)
E

9:24 AM, December 21, 2007  
Blogger lainey bancroft said...

Ooh, this is a toughie. I can't pretend to be anywhere near as cerebral as you.

Okay, I got it.

I'm inviting:

1. Lucille Ball
2. My late Auntie Vera, an awesome chick who got a tattoo when she turned 80
3. Lily Tomlin
4. Vivienne Leigh
5. Erica Orloff
6. Spyscribbler
7. A masseuse
8. A manicure and pedicure person
9, 10, 11, A trio of Chippendale dancers to wait on us.
12. Anne Frank

I think I'll serve fondue, and of course margaritas by the bucketful. =)

(Jude and Ewoh would have been on the list too, but ya know, I decided to keep it a chick fling...except for the eye-candy...that's not to imply you aren't pleasant to look at Jude and Ewoh...ah, never mind. just digging myself in deeper, as usual.)

9:29 AM, December 21, 2007  
Blogger Erica Orloff said...

Lainey!!!
I love your list!!!!!!!!! I am SO there, Babe!

xo
E

9:38 AM, December 21, 2007  
Blogger Erica Orloff said...

Lainey:

P.S. Auntie Vera sounds great. Maybe we should also have a tattoo artist so we can all get matching ones to commemorate the event.

9:38 AM, December 21, 2007  
Blogger Heather Harper said...

Gerard Butler and a pint of whipped cream. No one else is invited.

9:41 AM, December 21, 2007  
Blogger lainey bancroft said...

A tattoo artist! Absolutely. Awesome idea, Erica.

ps, Auntie V didn't get any little ankle tattoo either, she got a big honkin' detailed thing up her forearm, rose vines. She said she'd travelled a winding road and that it was her "Long and winding rose"

gave the other aunties and my mom a colossal BIRD. hee hee

9:47 AM, December 21, 2007  
Blogger Erica Orloff said...

Heather:
LOL!
Wow . . . see, I wasn't thinking outside the box. I really, really, really like your invite list.
E

10:18 AM, December 21, 2007  
Blogger Erica Orloff said...

Lainey:
I like Vera more and more.

:-)
E

10:18 AM, December 21, 2007  
Blogger Jude Hardin said...

LOL, Lainey! That's all right. I'll make mine a manly night (except for the three Playboy bunnies serving cocktails and hors d'oeuvres).

My party would be an all-night jam session:

Paul Mccartney (vocals, electric bass)

Stevie Ray Vaughn (vocals, guitar)

Elton John (vocals, Steinway grand)

Paul Rogers (vocals)

Eric Clapton (vocals, guitar)

Miles Davis (trumpet)

Elvis Presley (vocals)

Sam Cooke (vocals)

John Coltrane (sax)

Jude Hardin (drums)

I'll have Emeril Lagasse and crew in the kitchen. They can surprise us. :)

10:24 AM, December 21, 2007  
Blogger Ewoh Nairb said...

LOL.. Lainey thanks for the almost invite. I might just crash the party to make chocolate creme brulee for you and your guests, and then give foot massages to all.

For my list... not all are "celebrities" but it's my list so there :)
My late father
My late brother
Stevie Ray Vaughn
John Lennon
Robinson Jeffers
Walt Whitman
Ernest Hemmingway
Erica and Lainey
My fabulous wife
Robin Williams
Neil Gaiman

1:38 PM, December 21, 2007  
Blogger lainey bancroft said...

Ha! You're in, Ewoh.

and btw, I think if any man could carry and deliver a baby, it would be you ;-)

1:51 PM, December 21, 2007  
Blogger Erica Orloff said...

Hey Ewoh:
Sounds like an awesome party. I am there!

E

2:06 PM, December 21, 2007  
Blogger Ewoh Nairb said...

Awww thanks Lainey. Do you have the ramekins for the creme brulee or do I need to bring mine?

When my wife was pregnant with our first, we worked together. I was able to be with her every step of the way through the pregnancy and delivery. I went to all the the doctor visits. I was in the delivery room and cut the umbilical cord. It was amazing to be that close to the whole process. I can see that it would be difficult, but I believe that I could do it.

Sounds like an idea for a new story...

2:06 PM, December 21, 2007  
Blogger Marcia Colette said...

I'm inviting some of the aliens from bar in Star Wars, Luke Skywalker to keep them in line, The American Werewolf in London, my editor because I've never met her, Buffy the Vampire Slayer to keep the werewolf in line, Oprah Winfrey, Alice Walker, Alan Rickman, and the entire cast from Harry Potter. Oooooo, that includes Alan Rickman twice. ***squeeeeeg*** That's probably more than twelve, so I'll probably need a bigger house.

As for what we're having, slow-roasted prime rib with au jus and carmelized onions.

2:19 PM, December 21, 2007  
Blogger Erica Orloff said...

Marcia:
Sounds like a very hoppin' party.

E
P.S. Can you clone Alan Rickman another time for me?

2:49 PM, December 21, 2007  
Blogger inherwritemind1 said...

Fantasy Dinner:

John Singer Sargent
The Dalai Lama
My late brother
Grace Kelly
Ella Fitzgerald
Erica Orloff
Stephen Parrish
George Clooney, sigh
Miss Snark
Hubbard Street Dancers
Robin Williams
J. D. Salinger

Not Rachel Weisz

8:44 AM, December 22, 2007  
Blogger Erica Orloff said...

Tena:
LOL.

Now are you not inviting Rachel so you and Stephen can get together? ;-)
E

9:09 AM, December 22, 2007  
Anonymous Tena said...

No comment;-)

11:00 AM, December 22, 2007  
Blogger J.K. Mahal said...

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7:29 PM, December 23, 2007  
Blogger J.K. Mahal said...

I'd invite:

Anne Friend (a wonderful Quaker, now deceased, who was an amazing woman, smart, funny and cool. She dyed her hair blue and red at age 68 and once spent a whole year speaking in thees and thous).

My husband Noah, who I married for his brain. Charm, kindness and the rest came with :)

Viggo Mortensen, because he has an interesting world view and runs a press.

Chon Duc, a Buddhist nun I know.

Mary Castillo, best friend and great storyteller

My sister Lara, a chemistry professor and all-around Great Brain

Neil Gaiman

Joss Whedon

Eleanor Roosevelt

Edward R. Murrow

Albert Einstein

Erica Orloff

And I would serve Rajma (my kidney bean curry recipe) with basmati rice and mango pudding for dessert, which my husband wouldn't eat because he hates pudding (unnatural).

I love people's lists!

Jen

7:30 PM, December 23, 2007  
Blogger Erica Orloff said...

j.k.:
That sounds like a totally awesome party and I am MOST HONORED to get an invite with such wonderful company. And food!
E

9:08 AM, December 24, 2007  

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